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EAT ME: THE B*STARD EDITION
FATHERS DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!
and theres no better way to celebrate it than ignoring your estranged parent/s and having a big old knees up ki ki with your faaAAaavorite DRAG artists and local queers!
We know #Notallmen are bastards.. BUT the ones that are sure do give the rest a bad name! and, by Jove, its been a good year for the Bastard!
- From the Rich, old, billionaires stubbornly steering Mother Earth towards the apocalypse, to Nigella Farage cleaning up at the polls, from Katie Hopkins/Jeremy Kyles continued existence, to the religious zealots and VOTETOMMYs popping up like teenage zits aaaaand, of course, to that special orange turd-with-a-comb-over- and-corn-chip-for-a-brain and his croneys telling women what to do with their f*cking bodies- Why, its enough to make you raise a fist at the sky and SCREAM!
So.. instead come sit on the chaise / daddys knee and tell us about YOUR father.
Yes, its time to flip back through the old photo album of history and go DEEP into the masculine subconscious to see whats worth keeping and which bits of fatty gristle are bound for the bin to see who just needs a good slappin- and wholl be first against the wall as the Matriarchy rises from the ashes of Kings Landing!
Enjoy stunning performances, labored puns and a bit of Hows Your Father from the wonderful:
HP LOVESHAFT
WILLIAM JOYS
MIDGITTE BARDOT
CONWAY
DAY MATTAR AKA THE NAKED POET
All hosted over by machines of loving grace:
KEVIN LE GRAND
AUNTIE CLIMAX
& then shake your wing til 3am with SUPERSTAR Papa Don't PREACH! DJ's JOSH CHERRY & WAJ
With, EAT MES version of the HIGHLAND GAMES featuring:
*Hillbilly Greased Pig Chasing*
*Arm Wrestling Competition*
*Big Bastards Quix*
*GORGEOUS, stunning PRIZES*
ALL SERVED with our special $10 3-Course Dads BBQ Dinner:
STARTER
DREAM WEENIE
Fully-loaded HOT DOG with onions, sauerkraut, dill pickle with Ketch + mustard on the side
MAIN
DADS GARDEN
Smoked + chargrilled BBQ Ribz, Collard Greens, Jalepeno Cornbread and Tater salad
DESSERT
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
a delicious, crumbly strawberry shortcake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream + fresh strawbs. Mm!
All VEGAN, handmade, seasonal and sustainably sourced. <3
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Not forgetting our COSTUME competition, category is:
DAD N LAD
DEADBEAT DADDY DAYCARE
OL DIRTY BASTARDS PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
DADDY, DADDY COOL
SUGAR DADDY SO SWEET GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
EVANGELIST REPUBLICAN ON GRINDR
PAPA FRANCISCO ALL THE KIDS WANNA DISCO
or whatever the hell you fancy!
DOORS OPEN AT 8.00
EAT ME CABARET STARTS AT 8.30 SHARP
ENDS AT 10.30
PREACH! DISCO 11-3AM
then YOUR HOUSE - TIL ABOUT 5PM THE NEXT DAY ;)
Tickets
£5 - just preach! (11-3am)
£10 - cabaret + preach! disco
£20 - 3 course dinner, cabaret + preach! disco
(CONCESSIONS AVAILABLE, JUST ASK! via eatmeandpreach@gmail.com where you can also let us know if you have any access requirements)
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61 Jordan Street
Liverpool L1 0BW
United Kingdom
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| Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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