Crash Mansion is a 350 person capacity indie rock venue on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We put on concerts and private events and showcases and sometimes we do mini pony exhibitions. Okay, we don't really do private events. but the mini pony exhibitions. Man, those get out of hand. A little advice for those of you who are coming to any of our mini pony shows: do not taunt a mini-pony by repeatedly offering it an apple and pulling it away at the last second. The second time I did that, it took three weeks for me to be able to stand on my own power. The fourth time though, man did I do something.
But in all seriousness, we're here to provide to you, our loving audience, the best in independent, unsigned rock AND roll music (we do not discriminate against Roll despite implications from various hoodlums). What kind of Rock'n'Roll you ask? Well we've got The Moondoggies, Hymns, Starfucker, MGMT, Coheed and Cambria, Norah Jones, Ponderosa, The Rosewood Thieves, Ninjasonik, The Dig, April Smith and The Great Picture Show, The Wild Yaks, The So So Glos.
