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WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights - Season 3 Episode 6 - June 19 2014

Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - SEASON 3 - EPISODE 6
THURSDAY JUNE 19th 2014

The Re-Bar 1114 Howell (at Boren)
Doors 8:00pm / Show 9:00pm
21+ $8 admission.

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THE THIRD SEASON OF THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS IS UNDERWAY!
The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL returns to the Re-Bar for the 2014 season with even more insanity!

Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL:http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/

Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL:http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-164770406.html

To bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!

LAST MONTH:

In our first half main event the tag team champions Dirty Money (Swami Pervi Slurpii & his Atty. Morty Manischewitz) defended their title against the returning menace of Silas Ticonderoga's pet project and former champions The Erasers.
The Erasers were put off balance by early penalties and the wild, unpredictable style of the self-flagellating Swami and his ambulance chasing attorney. Dirty Money kept their titles and scampered away from the towering Erasers.
No sooner did they leave than two masked men stormed the stage and attacked The Erasers with electrified cattle prods!
The Erasers fell unconscious and the men then shocked Silas Ticonderoga into a stupor, threw a leopard-print blanket over his head and carried him off into the night! THERE WAS NOTHING THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE TO STOP THEM.
Who is this masked duo who has kidnapped the owner of the WXPFL?

Gorilla Sammartino - The Ape Who Pencil Fights Like A Man bested 5 other opponents in the Luck of the Draw Tournament to win an instant title shot against The San Juan Island Savage in our main event!

We saw live satellite footage of Betsy Threatsy and Eberhard Faberius - Pencil Wizard in their meditative states as they prepare for next month's first ever Astral Plane Match!

The Hundred Dollar Man Thaddeus P. Skrilla returned and issued another of his $5 challenges to an audience member. Skrilla's fancy footwork was no match for the amateur skills of audience member Dash, but then Skrilla tried to pay up with an I.O.U.!

In the main event High Chief Anakortes Orkas The San Juan Island Savage defended the WXPFL Championship against the Luck of the Draw winner Gorilla Sammartino. It was beast man vs man beast and only one man beast man could be the best man beast!
Two minutes of fierce back and forth later, and the power of the Savage stood strong. Your winner and still WXPFL Champion: The San Juan Island Savage!

THIS MONTH:

Who are the mysterious kidnappers of Silas Ticonderoga? Will we ever see the owner of the WXPFL again?

Betsy Threatsy will face Eberhard Faberius in the first ever Astral Plane match!

Will The Erasers or another tag team rise to challenge the reigning champions Dirty Money (Morty Manischewitz and Swami Pervii Slurpii)?

Will The Yellow Dragon answer The San Juan Island Savage's challenge for a revenge match?

All these questions answered plus much more on Thursday June 19th!!

Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!

SEE YOU ON JUNE 19th, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH IN 2014 FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!

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Seattle, WA 98101
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