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BROKEN II (A Play party for the Elder Generation)
So, you've heard about the Bent! party at the Citadel and you're thinking ok, that's cool it's a party for a younger crowd, but what can I, someone over 40, do for fun this Friday night?
**Announcing: BROKEN II**
What: A Play party for people 40 and older. For TEG - The Elder Generation
Who: You must be 40+, Younger folks are welcome if you are in the company of an Elder.
Where: Alchemy at 1060 Folsom Street, San Francisco
When: June 6th, 2014. 8:00 - 1:00. You may note that this is in conflict with BENT.
Cost: $20 per person. No Money at the door.
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**BROKEN II**
We're past the point of "exploring the scene", "investigating our sexuality" , or "experimenting with alternative sexuality". We've lived long enough and we know ourselves. We've already investigated, explored, and experimented. We're Broken and now it's time to play!
You know that leather smell when you walk into Mr. S.... Breathe
The aroma of hemp rope... Breathe
That smell of your lovers excitement... Breathe
Old people smell... Breathe Deep!
What!!! Yep, Old People Smell. It's not a bad thing. it's not a
"reek", "stench", or "miasma", it's just that older people tend to smell a little differently from younger people. And we're going to celebrate that difference.
Really, do you want to be around the fragrant perfume of a 22 year old vagina when you can instead enjoy the heady aroma of a 50 year old sweaty armpit!
Do you really want the hot flush of excitement from the steely cock of a 19 year old when you're already having hot flashes of your own?
Why work hard to impress when your body is going to give itself away with your own mephitis anyway.
Have you seen our our new dress code: "NO EFFORT" = "NO PROBLEM!"
So, don't worry about what you're going to wear, don't try to outdo the crowd, or even general try to present yourself better. Want to know how to get ready for Broken?
1. Take a shower. A Shower. Adults shower, children bathe.
2. Use soap, not body wash.
3. Remove whatever body hair bugs you, clean the rest.
4. Put on some clothes and shoes. Shoes that don't promote bunions.
5. Put on your glasses and drive over.
When you get here, get to it. It's not "see and be seen", it's "do and be done".
It's not "watch the hot play", it's "play hot", and you're not here to meet some older nice people, you're here to meet some older nasty people.
Remember, we're all older than 40 at Broken. We've seen it all before, we've tasted it all before, and, most importantly, we've smelled it all before... and, it's all good.
This is for people comfortable in their skin, in their kink, and are out for a fun night. People who want low key socializing, who don't have to dress to the nines and fight the crowd. People who want to get hot, funky, and kinky.
**People who are over 40, and smell like it. Breathe Deep. :-)**
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**Negotiation overheard at the last Bent:**
Top: Hi, Would you like to play?
Bottom: Ok, but first here's my list: I *really* like thuddy things like floggers and maybe paddles if they aren't too stingy. I haven't tried a singletail yet, but I think i'd like to as long as it doesn't like, hurt. Canes are ok but if they are really owie I might cry, but that's ok, just check in with me because last month I had an accident with one of those plastic clothing hangars where it snapped and whacked me on my arm and it really hurt. Bondage is ok, but I don't want it to take too long unless it's going to look really cool in which case can we take pictures?, but it has to be the kind of bondage where it doesn't make me look fat. Yes, I only weigh 87 pounds, but still when I look at myself I just see it all puffy and I think like eww, but I know it's ok and all that, but still. So, bondage is ok but I haven't tried, you know, hoods, and gags and stuff, but that would be ok unless it messes up my makeup. I've had rope before, like when I was tied to the bed, but oh yeah, can you suspend me because I saw that and it looked really cool! And, oh, yeah, safe sex of course except that I don't want to do anything in my ass, well ok, a finger is ok, but just a little and you have to use like, a LOT of lube, so we should get a towel, and oh yeah, you'll need gloves, but not like because it's dirty or anything. Oh, and yeah, I have a HARD LIMIT for puns because every time I hear one it makes me think of my little brother who used to make a pun out of everything. Wierd, I know, but it happens. Also, no sex. Oh, and this shirt is from Goodwill so you can, like, totally tear it off of me, but not the corset because it's my first training corset and it was a gift from my Protection Domme who told me to always check references about someone before I play with them, but you seem cool and we're in a public dungeon so I think it will be ok.
Top: No problem, this sounds totally fine. Don't worry about the impact play because I'm really good with a flogger, so we'll start with that. And then, if you're ok with it, I'll do some teasing and maybe some spanking, but if it's too hard you just say so and I'll go lighter because even though I'm the dom, your submission is a gift and I don't want to break it. If it's ok, I like to do a little, sort of like, ritual, where I invoke Priapus who's kind of like the God of the Penis to start off play. It's not a big thing or anything, but it connects me to my inner Dom, you know? And the no sex thing is great because I'm more about the power exchange and the energy we can share together. I brought a Hitachi though, because they are way cool. Oh, and when you say no sex, blowjobs are still ok right?
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**Negotiation overheard at the last Broken:**
Top: Hi, Want to play?
Bottom: Yes.
Top: Go to the bathroom, meet me at that cross.
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**More information:**
The above is all in jest, we love Bent and the people who attend. This is just for people who are past the age range that Bent targets.
Contrary to the above, you don't have to be well versed in the ways of the BDSM-force to come to Broken. Newbies are welcome, and this is a fine "first party" for those who are just discovering BDSM.
If you are over 40 and your play partner is younger, you are welcome to bring them. However, just as with Bent, remember that (tongue back in cheek) the goal is to create a safe space for older people to express their sexuality without the judgement and outright lust so often directed towards us by the younger generation.
THERE WILL BE NO DM's. Behave yourselves. If there is a problem, find Torque and he will resolve it for you.
THERE WILL BE NO ALCOHOL. I know Alchemy permits it, however I do not.
THERE WILL BE SOME FOOD/MUNCHIES. We will have non alcoholic drinks and snacks. Donations of food and drink are welcome if you want to bring something for the table.
**Caveat:**
So, please bear this in mind: nobody is bitter about Bent, or trying to one up it, or hurt it in any way. We're just bitter about aging. But, it happens, and while some of us lament that our bodies are no longer as attractive as we once were (and nobody has told our libidos) we're all coming to terms with it.
All the ideas, comments, etc. above are coming from a place of fun regardless of how they sound. In fact, sounding bitter about it is part of the fun! :-)
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LocationAlchemy
1060 Folsom
San Francisco, CA 94103
United States
Categories
| Minimum Age: 18 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
| Wheelchair Accessible: No |
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