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To The New Girl: Sound Advice for my Former Husband's Wife or Mistress
The Auld Shebeen
Fairfax, VA
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To The New Girl: Sound Advice for my Former Husband's Wife or Mistress
This entertaining evening consists of 10 monologues from various women scorned who directly address their exes new wives and lovers.

ZOE (Late Twenties): A young lady in a kinky relationship finds out that there's more than one woman in her town willing to diaper a grown man.

MIRIAM (Over Fifty): A Jewish grandmother finds out at Passover that her husband has fallen in love and is getting married to a Catholic girl he met on a business trip.

BETHANY (Thirties): A "good Christian girl" discovers her pastor husband's love for a man could threaten his televangelism career.

SHEILA (Forties): A woman who is unable to conceive her husband's child finds out that his mistress is pregnant with twins.

FAYE (Late Teens): The naive wife of a felon writes his new girlfriend to ask for her engagement ring back...or else.

ALEXIS (Forties): A woman with a waning sense of self tells her daughter's nanny that her husband's advances are all a part of her household responsibilities.

KAREN (Thirties): A teacher tells the student who is sleeping with her husband how (and why) she should make his favorite pork chops.

MELANIE (Thirties): Wielding a meat cleaver, Melanie warns her abusive husband's mistress to stay far, far away from her.

ELISSA (Early Twenties): Her husband's old flame threatened the sanctity of her home and marriage to the point of no return.

HARRIET (Over Sixty): Recounts the story of her marriage to a woman in a nursing home who is in love with her severely ailing husband.

Location

The Auld Shebeen (View)
3971 Chain Bridge Road
Fairfax, VA 22030
United States

Categories

Arts > Theatre

Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!

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