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WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights OCTOBER COSTUME CONFLICT!

Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS

THURSDAY OCTOBER 18th
The Re-Bar 1114 Howell (at Boren) 8pm doors / 9pm show 21+ $10/$8 in costume
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The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL gets ready to go Back to School and start splintering September! The third Thursday of every month is ALWAYS the most extreme night of the month!

Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL: http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/

Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL:http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-140952673.html

And if you want to bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!

The schoolyard sport of Pencil Fighting goes Pro! Pencil vs. Pencil until somebody breaks!

LAST MONTH:

WXPFL Champion Betsy Threatsy defeated Ronald McFondle in the championship "got your nose" match, then proceeded to drag an innocent audience member straight to Hell (by way of the portal to Hell in the Re-Bar stage). McFondle tried to stop her but failed, then quit WXPFL in frustration!

Jimmie Asshole of the Asshole Brothers faced his former attorney Morty Manischewitz in the first ever Scaffold Match, which ended with the elder Asshole Brother tumbling off the scaffold into a pit full of snakes and wild beasts!

Former champion Balls Deep beat The Librarian in the finals of the #1 contender tournament and has the dubious honor of facing Betsy Threatsy for the title next month!

Team America (the Graphite Sheik and new fighter Republican senator Beauregard Bullmarket) took on Team Sexy (Anita Goodmann & new fighter Unicornholio Sparklepuss) in the another round of the Ticonderoga Tag Team Tournament, which ended with victory for the Sexy! Which teams will compete in the next round?

THIS MONTH:

WXPFL COSTUME PARTY! Come dressed in your Halloween finery and get in at a discount! Plus, prizes for best costume! Snacks, booze and more surprises!

The single-elimination tournament returns, pitting audience members against pros for Prizes and a shot at contendership for the WXPFL Championship Belt!

PLUS:
Former champ Balls Deep will face Betsy threatsy for the WXPFL Championship! Last time they met, Betsy bit the balls right off his penalty pencil, what will happen this time?

The Asshole Brothers take on Morty Manischewitz and Swami Pervii Slurpii in lthe final challenge between the former friends - a dangerous and unsanctioned Seattle Strap Match!

Where is Gary Gloryhole? Will we ever see Gary Gloryhole vs The Graphite Sheik in the promised "Volunteer Park Blackout Match"?!

Will Captain Canadian have a impolite response to the heinous burning of the Canadian flag by Dr. Nefarious?

Who will compete in the next round of the Ticonderoga Tag Team Tournament?

And so much more!

Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!

SEE YOU ON OCTOBER 18th, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!

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The Re-Bar (View)
1114 Howell
Seattle, WA 98103
United States

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