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Octopus's Garden Sweet Sixteen Spa & Retreat
Unwind in the garden of delights on the first of days in this sixteenth year of Aquarius because cephalopods have no internal skeleton and neither will you. Stop by for a treatment before, after or during the New Year.
We will be so happy you and me as we tickle your eighth tentacles twice in our ex-spa-dinary oceanic event just in time to catch the last and first of days at our little hideaway beneath the waves. Starting Wednesday experience the calming ebb before the storm of New Year parties and recover from them after the damage has passed. Our own countdown will observe the crossing as ships passing in the night. Stay for the night or even the whole weekend knowing you are happy and you are safe, We would not want you to relax this hard and then try to drive.
Those of you wanting to howl at the moon should not fret. There will be plenty of space for that catharsis. We will shout and swim about. Bring the Rum all ye pirates. Every day is sweet sixteen. No one is there to tell us what to do. We will sing and dance around because we know we can't be found.
Directions will only be given to those with tickets.
Oh the joys for every girl and boy:
Please Note: Spa guests are invited to contribute to our line of services. Feel free to touch with consent and bring your favorite pampering goodies to share.
<@)))>< Cecaelia's Octo Body Massage Circle
The stress melts away as eight or more seductive hands of the sea witch work your rough edges smooth. Novice therapists (yes, that means you too!) perform simple massage and stretching to supple the skin unconscious with homemade herbal essential oils. Professional therapists will be on site to instruct and offer services as well.
<@)))>< 20,000 Leagues Hydrotherapy Caldron
The healing bubbles of the Jules Verne homemade hot tub will take you to the depths of relaxation and remove the double double toil and trouble of the days gone by. Or it could just be that a tribe of native Karankawas is waiting to devour you whole.
<@)))>< Davy Jones S&M Locker
Pretend you have been abducted in the 1800s and treat yourself to an excruciatingly delightful exfoliation treatment with whips and paddles on the terrace deck overlooking the Gulf. Ask for the Cat of Eight Tails treatment.
<@)))>< Shanghai Kelly's
Low-tech Hair / Nail and Hookah Salon
Tired looking nails? Strung out hair? Are you feeling like the first stages of a sex trafficking kidnapping gone bad? Shanghai Kelly is here to make it good again. Get fussed over with an assortment of candylicious colors for all the hardened dead cells be they hair or nail. Manicures, pedicures, highlights, curls, foot soaks and the finest Marrakesh inspired shisha will get you back into that about-to-join-a-harem mood.
<@)))>< Cthulhu's Tavern and Stage
Bloody Mary and Mimosa mornings every day. Champagne and Cocktail bar by night. All ye pirates bring the rum! We will conjure the dead with music by Kalico, DJ Kangaroo Sexxy and DJ Halycon. Feel free to throw your own sounds into the mix. southmorehouse always provides a live mic, plug ins and noise makers for the audience to become the performer.
<@)))>< Walrus and the Carpenter Cafe Game Room
This community grill, full kitchen and wine bar will help you retox while you detox. Bring the fish and chips. Bake some seaweed cookies. Play some games. Please clean up after yourself.
<@)))>< Na Kika's Sand Castle
Open Air Tanning Bed and Oxygen Bar
Go outside and explore the beach. Na Kika offers a complete package of natural sun and salt water infused oxygen, long walks on short piers, clay and body paint treatments, sunrise yoga and sand castle building. Imbibe the healthiest source of Vitamin D you can get without chemical treatments.
We are working on the sweat lodge sauna. More info TBA.
Special Mentions and Guests:
Kalico - https://www.facebook.com/Kalicoband
Kangaroo Sexxy - https://www.facebook.com/djkangaroosexy
DJ Halycon - https://www.facebook.com/sam.singh.1466
Green Tentacle Games - http://greententaclegames.com
ABC Body Art - https://www.facebook.com/abcbodyart
Now, go ask your friends to come and see the Octopus's Garden with me.
** Secluded 15 acre beachfront property in Freeport
** There will be fire. Big fire!
** Beach and grass camping available
** Access to outdoor shower and porto-s
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LocationAddress Provided Upon Purchase
Address Provided Upon Purchase
Freeport, TX 77541
United States
Categories
| Minimum Age: 21 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: No |
| Wheelchair Accessible: No |
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Contact
| Owner: southmorehouse |
| On BPT Since: Nov 15, 2015 |
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