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EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! LEGENDS TOUR 2015 at Crescent Theater in Mobile, AL

Once a millenium, something emerges from the darkest corner of the
universe and enlightens us to the true meaning of being. Something
so mystickal, so magickal, and so mind-splitting that all concepts
before its existence sounds stupid and boring. Of course, we are
talking about Everything Is Terrible! The Legends show is a
culmination of the first seven (of 777) years of work from the
video alchemists at EIT! These mindfreaks have taken thousands of
forgotten VHS tapes, chewed them up, and spit them back to their
young via daily website postings, six movies, and world tours. In
that time, they've exposed us to wonders such as massaging cat
ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises, pizzas parties in hell, and
our immortal party-god, Duane. Nobody could have predicted the
cultural, psychological, and illuminating impact EIT! would have on
our consciousness, but seeing all their greatest works chronicled
in one place reminds us that in the right hands, garbage can be
turned into gold! It is time pack up your copies of Jerry Maguire
and accept the fact that your life up until this moment has been
pointless.

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"There are some things on the internet that just make you feel glad
to be alive. Everything Is Terrible! is one of those things." -
Village Voice

"The best site ever" - CBC

Everything is Terrible