Event

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! presents T H E G R E A T S A T A N

Since the dawn of time, man has searched for answers... and failed.
But the fog of existence has finally cleared thanks to the eternal
fruits of your favorite found footage collective, Everything Is
Terrible! Over the last 10 years, EIT! has reinterpreted our shared
memory into 3,000+ daily web videos, collected 15,000 Jerry Maguire
VHS tapes, and forever altered the collective consciousness. Now,
with their longtime collaborator Lucifer, Everything Is Terrible!
has ingested over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror
VHS tapes. They have recontextualized them and created a narrative
feature that reminds us all who we are, why we are here, and what
we should be doing with our paltry time on this dumb planet. And
now they invite you to be an initiate of the psychedelic devotion
of EIT! As you take your blood oath, your journey will brim with
evangelical ducks, goopy ghouls, and sad white men who believe that
Dungeons & Dragons summon actual horned demons. Join your
bedazzled Dadgods for an all-new live show, featuring never before
seen puppets and costumes, as EIT! presents their newest
feature,
T H E G R E A T S A T A N.
But be warned If you really want to see your mind, youve got to
be ready to rip your skull open

Please bring your offerings of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes to the altar
when EIT! comes to your town!