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WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights SPLINTERED SEPTEMBER

The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL gets ready to go Back to School and start splintering September! The third Thursday of every month is ALWAYS the most extreme night of the month!

Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL: http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/

Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL:http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-140952673.html

And if you want to bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!

The schoolyard sport of Pencil Fighting goes Pro! Pencil vs. Pencil until somebody breaks!

Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20th
The Re-Bar 1114 Howell (at Boren) 8pm doors / 9pm show 21+ $8
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LAST MONTH:

Visiting audience member Bek from Melbourne Australia shut the woman-hating mouth of the Lepra-Con and is now taking our fine sport back to Australia with her, vowing to open a Melbourne branch of the WXPFL!

Joey Asshole "triumphed" in a brutal Hardcore match against former friend Swami Pervii Slurpii. Penalty Pencil vs Penalty Pencil including pencils wrapped in bob wire (the more expensive version of barbed wire), chain and broken glass! The Swami looked to be victorious when his brother Jimmie Asshole sprayed the Asshole's new fragrance "Ass Spice" in the Swami's eyes and allowed Joey to get the win.

It was a close battle as the impromptu teams of Ronald McFondle and The Bird (the 321 Battlers) took on Dr. Nefarious and Han Sanitizer, the Germaphobic Spaceman (Team Science), but The Bird snapped the doctors pencil and now they advance in the Ticonderoga Tag Team Tournament!

Local Celebrity Emmett Montgomery joined Prof. Jake Stratton on commentary for the main event, as Balls Deep took on Betsy Threatsy for the WXPFL championship. After beating him and biting the balls right off his penalty pencil, Betsy was rushed by Ronald McFondle who tried to grab back his severed clown nose. Betsy responded by using her unearthly powers to possess Emmett Montgomery, and in his own voice, used Emmett to challenge Ronald to a "Got Your Nose" match next month, for both his nose, and the title!

THIS MONTH:

The single-elimination tournament returns, pitting audience members against pros for Prizes and a shot at contendership for the WXPFL Championship Belt!

PLUS:
Ronald McFondle gets a chance to reclaim his severed ruby-studded clown nose and get a shot at the WXPFL Championship in the first-ever "GOT YOUR NOSE" match against WXPFL champion Betsy Threatsy!

The Asshole Brothers take on Morty Manischewitz and Swami Pervii Slurpii in the first ever "Asshole Scaffold" match!

Where is Gary Gloryhole? Will we ever see Gary Gloryhole vs The Graphite Sheik in the promised "Volunteer Park Blackout Match"?!

Will Captain Canadian have a impolite response to the heinous burning of the Canadian flag by Dr. Nefarious?

Who will compete in the next round of the Ticonderoga Tag Team Tournament?

And so much more!

Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!

SEE YOU ON SEPTEMBER 20th, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!

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The Re-Bar (View)
1114 Howell St.
Seattle, WA 98101
United States

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