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Lake Worth Playhouse Inc.
Lake Worth, FL
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"Tony 'n Tina's Wedding" is the story of childhood sweethearts, who decide the next coolest thing to do after High School is to get married.  Tina and her circle of friends are not the kind of kids who go off to Princeton or Stanford.  They may study at Community Colleges, but their goals in life are to get married and have a family. Now Tony and his gang dont even have the option of Community College.  They are already working and earning their way through the school of Hard Heads, Queens, New York. Tony is a street kid, but not a thug or addict.  Hes a hustler about to be hustled into taking over his Dads GoGo Bar.  Hes also getting married to Tina even though she isnt even pregnant yet. Its da right ting ta do as Tony has often said to himself and others.  Why wait till you knock her up, you know?

As Dominic says: "There are a couple of minah problems. You see, Mr. Nunzio, Tonys dad, and Mrs. Vitale, Tinas mom, they dont like each othuh.  Somethin about her an Mr.  Nunzio hatin each othuh in High School in Queens, but Mrs. Vitale, she got married to Vito Vitale and they moved outta the shit hole old neighborhood to the burbs and the real life in Massapequa.  They got a real house 2 miles from the beach.  Tony, you see, still lives with his Dad in an apartment above the GoGo Bar.  Its Tony, his Dad, his Grandma and Maddy, his Dads newest girlfriend.  Madds nice, she dances in the club, but shes not like Tonys Mom.  Maddy dont cook if you know what I mean.  Grandmas not too happy, but she wasnt happy wit the real wife who tried to torch the place and ended up in a institution. The family dont like to bring her up too much." According to Donna Marsalis, Tina's closest friend, "They been goin together since fifth grade.  Its too bad Tinas Dad Vito died last year.  Tinas been real down about that, but she told her Dad she was goin to marry Tony and Vito gave it his blessing.  So thats that.  I know for a fact Mrs. Nunzios been trying to call it off, but she dont get it.  Tony and Tina are in love.  Wish I was in love, but thats another story.

Marina, one of Tinas bridesmaids and a Tina wannabe from way back says:  Oh, the wedding was so romantic, until the guys got like jerkoffs and got drunk and fucked the whole thing up.  But the ceremony was bee u tee full.  Father Mark is just the coolest priest. And what a ring Tony gave her.  At least 3 carats with rubies all ovuh.  The whole place rocked.  I thought Mrs. Vitale was gonna have a heart attack.  She kept praying to Vito.  Mr. Nunzio looked like he didnt mind. Of course, we all shit in our pants when Michael, Tinas demented ex, she and Tony had a fight one year, sophomore year, and Tina and Michael dated.  Anyway, Michael got naked and sat on the wedding cake, I swear. The shit hit the fan when one of the ovens exploded.  People say Vinnie torched the place but we all conga danced outside without any known fatalities.  It was weird.  The whole thing spilled outside on the parking lot.  I


Lake Worth Playhouse Inc.
709 Lake Avenue
Lake Worth, FL 33460
United States



Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: No
Wheelchair Accessible: No


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