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SMRDer Mystery Scrimmage
Capital Clubhouse
Waldorf, MD
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SMRDer Mystery Scrimmage
Southern Maryland Roller Derby is proud to host our first open scrimmageThe SMRDer Mystery!  By the end of the day we'll all find out who committed the crime, with what weapon, where and why!  

Spectators of all ages are welcome!   Enter the 50/50 bracket raffle to predict the mystery and win cash!  Check our awesome Silent Auction items!  Help Southern Maryland Girl Scouts by bringing in a non-perishable food item!  Visit the SMRD merchandise table and our other amazing vendors!

Was it the The Showboat with The Smelly Gear in The Penalty Box because She Stole My Derby Wife or was is The Biased Official with The Skate Tool at The Afterparty because She Looked Better in Her Booty Shorts?  Come play OR watch derby with SMRD to find out!

Saturday, November 14, 2015  
Doors open to skaters at 11:30 AM
Doors open to spectators at 12:00 PM
First game begins at 12:45 PM

Capital Clubhouse, 3033 Waldorf Market Place, Waldorf, Maryland 20603

Four 30-minute WFTDA ruleset SMRDer Mystery-themed scrimmages ("The Who", "With What", "Scene of the Crime", and "Why")
Teams will be sorted based on skill levels of participants
Price - $15.00 (1-3 scrimmages based on skill level and number of attendees)
Scrimmage-ready (Skaters who are cleared to scrimmage by their league) WFTDA, MADE, or USARS skaters
Skating surface is sport court

You will need:
- Your human ID
- Black and white scrimmage tops with your skater name and number
- Arm bands or sharpie!
- All your gear! (helmet, mouth guard, wrist guards, elbow pads, knee pads, skatesyou know the drill)
- Non-perishable items or cash donations for our Girl Scout troops' food drive

PLEASE complete the Registration Form:

Watch derby, fill out your bracket to figure out whodunit, where, the weapon and why.
Price - Bring a non-perishable food item (cash donations will also be accepted) as your entry fee to help local Girl Scouts with their food drive!

You will need:
- Cash for vendors and raffles and silent auction!
- Chair or Blanket
- A camera, because there will totally be a unicorn therejust sayin'.

Tentative Scrimmage Schedule
11:30 Doors open to registrants, get with your first teams, off skates warmup on your own
12:00 Doors open to spectators
12:30-12:45 First warmup
12:45 Bracket turn in (by first whistle)
12:45-1:15 "The Who" Scrimmage
1:15-1:30 Second game warmup
1:30-2:00 "With What" Scrimmage
2:30-2:45 Third game warmup
2:45-3:15 "Scene of the Crime" Scrimmage
3:15-3:30 Fourth game warmup
3:30-4:00 "But Why?" Scrimmage
4:00 - Winner(s) of bracket challenge announced
4:00-5:00 Cool down/stretch and breakdown


Capital Clubhouse (View)
3033 Waldorf Market Place
Waldorf, MD 20603
United States


Sports > Roller Derby

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: No


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