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Trailer War!!! Grand Illusion vs. Portland Grindhouse Film Fest + Crippled Avengers
Grand Illusion Cinema
Seattle, WA
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Trailer War!!! Grand Illusion vs. Portland Grindhouse Film Fest + Crippled Avengers
Throughout time immemorial, when the planets are aligned just right, and the gateway to the night-black gulfs of icy space where the Old Ones themselves dwell is opened just a skosh, a fierce battle for celluloid supremacy wages! Come and marvel as the beloved Grand Illusion Cinema unearths its collection of vile trailers, that depict all kinds of depravity and evil, to do battle with the Portland Grindhouse Film Festival's crazed Kung-Fu guru Dan Halsted and his arsenal of film trash. Your eyes will explode and your testes and ovaries will shrivel as these titans of independent cinema duke it out for your enjoyment! Chose the winning side and win an actual 35mm trailer. Hot damn! After you've gorged yourself on this smorgasbord of rare trailers you'll then feast your eyes on the classic kung-foolery of Crippled Avengers (aka Return of the Five Deadly Venoms)! When a wealthy kung-fu master becomes bitter at the death of his wife and loss of his son's hands, he finds pleasure in bullying and crippling anyone that crosses his path. Four of those that have been crippled band together to turn their disabilities (blindness, deafness, muteness, leglessness and insanity!) in to an awesome fighting force, hell-bent on vengeance.

Crippled Avengers is in Mandarin w/English subtitles.


Grand Illusion Cinema
1403 NE 50th Street
Seattle, WA 98105
United States


Film > Movies

Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: No


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