It might be the most f'd up musical you'll ever see. And it's got puppets.
Was young Michael Jackson's career guided by 5 fantastically funky aliens who used him as a patsy to take over the earth?
Did God turn Michael white to get revenge on Donny Osmond and the Mormons for teaching that black people were cursed?
Are Jehovah's Witnesses telling the truth when they teach that masturbating can make you gay?
Only one person knows the answers and...
...everyone thinks he's just a glove.
We've got the trigger and there is no warning!