CYCLONE OF SLACK: Portland Subgenius Devival
After Esozone Portland 2009...
We've all been instructed to keep Portland weird, beered, queered, etc. - but is Portland sufficiently MUTATED? The Church of the SubGenius says HELL NO! The entire Pacific Northwest is crammed to the gills with smarmy scenesters, inert activists, derivative artists, hypocritical hippies, and crypto-Pinks of all stripes but few true mutants! The rate of REAL MUTATION amongst the region's inhabitants is disturbingly low. However, J.R. Bob Dobbs has proclaimed that there is one place in the PNW worth saving - Portland, Oregon!
On October 10, 2009, a Cyclone of Slack will slam into Portland bringing true SubGenius mutation back to Stumptown for the first time in a decade!
Cast aside your false profiteers and your hipster biscuits, and bask in the Yetisyn glow of true Dobbsian mutation! Experience the gene-twisting joy of a SubGenius Devival in all of its mutated glory!
Ash Street Saloon
225 SW Ash
Portland, OR 97204
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: No|