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Are You Ready For Lyme Time 3?
Theater Off Jackson (TOJ)
Seattle, WA
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Are You Ready For Lyme Time 3?
Something been burning at the back of your mind?  A nagging, lingering question? A question you have kept in the back of your mind all year long, and now its here shouting in your ear?

Oh its time alright!  The Question is:



                        Ready for

                      Lyme Time?!!!

Thats right, its that time of year again as we journey into Randy Andys Chronically Lyme ridden world of ticktacular proportions.  Join our plucky hero in his fight for liberty, justice and an in-your-face good time.  Pasties will be exposed, ladies will grab their packages and ticks will be taught their place as the drag and burlesque antics reach new heights!  Includes a super fab raffle and bring yer Benjamins because theres going to be opportunities to stuff money in certain performers underthings!
Featuring the best in drag and burlesque, this years show includes Randy Andy, Elsa Von Schmaltz, Sydni Deveraux, Ruby Whines/Seymour Squirrel and Lou Henry Hoover.  And hosted as always by the magnificent Maggie!
Of course this show is a benefit for Randy Andy, because yes goddamit hes still sick (thatd be the chronic in Chronic Lyme Disease), treatment aint getting any cheaper (in fact current trends point towards the opposite),  and lotsa folks still need some edjukatin (cuz theres a conspiracy out there to keep us silent, dont you know?).  Plus its a good reason to curse at Lyme Disease and shake a fist (and a booty) in its face.
Join us wont you?


Randy Andy is Seattles self-proclaimed premiere Drag King and one sick fuck (really).  Wowing audiences since 2000, Andys special talent is taking the lyrics of songs completely out of context and performing them as they were always meant to be.  Randy Andy will have the ladies creaming their jeans and the fellas flinging their panties on stage!  His favorite quote, Randy is an adjective for Christs sake!

Elsa Von Schmaltz has many passions; dingle balls, lime green, chickens, googly eyes and pork to name a few.  Whimsical yet sexy, absurd yet seductive, she never fails to entertain and surprise with her unique style of burlesque. You just can't look away! Elsa can be found entertaining the masses all over Seattle, Portland, Olympia and exotic locales like Eugene, OR and Santa Fe, NM.
Lou Henry Hoover has been dancing since he was three years old.  He directs The Launchettes (Century Ballroom's resident chorus girl troupe) and LAUNCH dance theater (a contemporary dance company), and teaches ballet at Velocity Dance Center.

Sydni Deveraux "Miss Yum Yum Give Me Some" and "The Golden Glamazon" hails from Seattle, Washington. Burlesque diva, producer, teacher, chantuese, theatre nerd and host, Sydni has a tendency to pull her audiences into her glamourous land, only to show them that sometimes glamour is twisted, flamboyant and thoughtful. Towering at 6'1" and sometimes 6'6" in her heels, Ms. Deveraux's ass is like a metronome and smile is like a beacon. Called "A Glorious Creature" by no other than legend herself, Catherine D'Lish, The Golden Glamazon's show is not to be missed! For more on Sydni Deveraux, please visit

Seymour Squirrel, a man of many talents, and a "Master of NONE"....Seymour has a way of sneaking sensually up on you with sexual undertone; a desire to make Hump and Grind, and ensures to make the ladies know he is in control...  And doesnt a name like Seymour just scream dominance?

Maggie (Jennifer Jasper) has been entertaining on stage and off for the past 15 or so years in the Seattle area.  She is a regular host for the Von Foxies but can be seen hosting various events around the Seattle theatre.  When God gives you lemons just add a little scotch.
Jennifer Jasper the genius behind Maggie has been performing and directing in Seattle for almost 20 years.  She was a co-founder of Kings Elephant Theatre (10 years) and co-founder of Pulp Vixens (10 years).  She has been performing her own work in various forms including stand up comedy, monologues and is now developing a one-woman show for 2010.  Most recently she can be seen hosting for the Von Foxies Burlesque as the scotch-swilling Maggie.



Theater Off Jackson (TOJ)
409 7th Ave S
Seattle, WA
United States

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Arts > Theatre

Minimum Age: 21
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: No
Wheelchair Accessible: No


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