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Capitol Hill High, Episode 3: Shaniquala Sleeps Tonight

It's Christmas time on Capitol Hill, which also means it's Shaniquala Turner's birthday. As the girls of Capitol Hill High gather together for a super-exclusive slumber party at the Turner mansion, the boys make their own party on the street. And it wouldn't be Christmas without a birth...and a death...and a special guest-star appearance from a certain TV veteran! Meanwhile, Guy is forced to choose between the allure of a Chelsea High scholarship and the comforts of home.

Capitol Hill High is a late-night serial that satirizes both life on Seattle's uber-hip Capitol Hill neighborhood and life in the high stakes land of High School. Capitol Hill High, Episode One: The Queen Isn't Dead Yet and Capitol Hill High, Episode Two: The Twin Has Spoken were break-out hits, playing to large audiences at Capitol Hill Arts Center Lower Level in February and June, garnering critical and audience acclaim.

The new episode will even feature a video clip show of important scenes from both of the previous episodes, so audiences can jump right into the action!

Here's a little re-cap of what's gone down so far in this vicious school:
Lance fell for Shaniquala but she was far too busy stealing Elsa's boyfriend Red, which sent Elsa into a tailspin that led to her firing a gun at Homecoming and to Bobby's suicide, but not before Beatrice took off with the Burning Man Guy upon revealing Mr. Buckles knocked her up, but Mr. B was abducted by a Gay Cult, then reappeared to express his love for Guy, who was crippled by a stray bullet from Elsa's gun, but was healed by his love for Mr. Buckles, who also works at the STD Clinic and gave Red the news he has Hepatitis C, which the Aloof Art Fag Mafia overheard, but didn't care because John was taking control away from Jarles, having learned that Jack's crazy FTM twin sister Jacklyn stole Jack's sperm to impregnate her cheerleader girlfriend Cherry, who blackmailed Ryan Seacrest to get on TV, but didn't realize that Ryan was a MURDERER until it was too late and had stabbed her with a hypodermic full of God knows what and then went missing!

For more info, go to www.capitolhillhigh.com.