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IF THESE BALLS COULD TALK
"Right up there with Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential" -Broadway World
"Carolann Valentino floods the stage with larger-than-life characters, keeping the audience engaged for the entire performance-hysterical" -Broadway World
'If These Balls Could Talk' is a must-see,15-time award winning, critically acclaimed 18-character based one woman musical that will set, you ablaze. Buckle up, meet Carolann Valentino, our fiery New York-born Italian chick from Texas as she embarks on a wild journey sharing true sizzling tales of running a male dominated, $40 million-a-year steakhouse operation in the heart of NYC. Her secret weapon: provolone balls! Watch Carolanns bravura performance as she morphs into 20 characters such as restaurant staff members and the A-list clientele that serve up entertainment that sizzles.
As the stress of trying to balance a performing arts career with a day job takes its toll emotionally and physically, she finds herself faced with having to make a choice between following her dreams and holding on to the security of a six figure salary with all the perks. Will she play it safe or take a leap of faith as suggested by her psychic mother? This uproarious and racy show will leave you in stitches, inspired, and empowered to do the impossible.
Created and performed by Carolann Valentino
Directed by Broadway bound playwright, Maya Hormadaly Kruger
"A dynamite performance by a most extraordinary lady who comes across as the voice and energy of a Tina Turner"
-- Capital Critics Circle
"Carolann Valentino is brilliant - she's witty, insanely Italian, beautiful, immensely talented- a dynamo!"
-- LA Examiner
"Carolann Valentino is a wildly talented vocalist and storyteller, with uncannily equal amounts of charisma and poise"
-- We Make Movies, LA
"The best money you will ever spend!"
-- The Charlebois Post
"Greatest musical comedy in years!"
-- Ottawa Visitorium
"A must see show!"
-- NBC News / KSEETV
"'Burnt' is an example of how great a solo show can truly be!"
--Denver Post
"Uproariously hilarious!"
-- Ottawa Tonite
"A firecracker of a performer"
-- Ottawa Citizen| Patrick Langston
- "Serving a performance pipping hot!"
--Charlebois Post
"Uproariously hilarious!"
-- Ottawa Tonite
- "Wildly entertaining" --Vue Weekly
- "Not-to-be missed hilarity" --Calgary Sun
- "Hysterical & Engaging!" -- LA Examiner
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LocationJohn DeSotelle Studio, MainStage Theater (View)
754 Ninth Ave, 4th Floor ( btw 50th & 51st )
New York, NY 10019
United States
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| Minimum Age: 13 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
| Wheelchair Accessible: No |
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