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BROKEN - For those of us who were Bent a long time ago.
San Francisco, CA
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BROKEN - For those of us who were Bent a long time ago.
So, you've heard about the Bent! party at the Citadel and you're thinking ok, that's cool it's a party for a younger crowd, but what can I, someone over 40, do for fun this Friday night?

Introducing: BROKEN - A party for those of us who were Bent a long time ago.

What:  A Play party for people 40 and older.  For TEG - The Elder Generation

Who:  You must be 40+, Younger folks are welcome, however you must be the guest of an elder.

Where: Alchemy at 1060 Folsom Street, San Francisco.

When:  February 7th, 2014.  8:00 - 1:00   You may note that this is in conflict with BENT.  :-)

Cost: $20 per person.   No Money at the door.   We're using Brown Paper Tickets, we'll have your name on the will-call list at the door. Use:

Food: We will have non alcoholic drinks and snacks, both chew-able, and gum-able.   Donations of food and drink are welcome if you want to bring something for the table.

Fetlife Event:

Note: While the party is funny, this is actually true and not a joke.  We *are* actually having this party.

BROKEN - We're way past Bent!  Time, experience, aching joints, cynicism and sagging body parts have made us truly Broken.

This play party is limited to people with experience... life experience.  Those of us who are *not* newbies, we've been around the block, seen a few things and done some as well.  Folks who understand what 33-45-78 means; who remember rotary dial, party lines, and may have actually owned an Encyclopedia Set at some point.  Who have lived long enough to not have to take too much shit.   You must be 40 or older.  Why 40?  Fuck off!  Who the fuck are you to ask.  It's our party, that's what we wanted.  (Also it dovetails with Bent).

We understand if you take a pee break in the middle of playing, you snore during "aftercare", and you need reading glasses for a needle scene.
We like canes... walking canes; Whip snappers, but not "young whippersnappers", and Age play.  Yeah, Age Play... our inner child is 22!
If you want people who have been doing BDSM for decades, who are just too damn tired for drama, who don't care about your Klout status and don't have body image issues because we're all just getting uglier, come to BROKEN.

There will be a number of special games during the evening to help break the ice:

We'll play "Social Security Number Bingo", winner gets a free Prostate or Cervix exam from a non-medically qualified sadist.

Always popular is "I've been playing so long...".  A game of one-upmanship were players vie to outdo each other with brags of the form: "I've been playing so long that I remember when the Citadel was on 8th street", "Oh, that's nothing, I've been kinky so long that I actually played with Alan Selby!", "Hah, I've been beaten so long that NASA used slices of my ass as heat shields on the shuttles!", "I'm such a domly dom that I keep two matching cows at home so I can do florentine!".

Themes like:  "My toybag is so big that...", "My slave is so submissive that she....", and "I'm so dominant that..." are popular variations.

We'll hold a game that is already popular at Bent, but we'll play it for slightly different reasons.  It's called "Do you remember your safeword?"  

You'll probably have known some of the guests for a decade or two, but do you *really* know them?  How about a rousing round of "I heard that you did this to someone fifteen years ago!"  It just keeps going and going!

We've got some special entertainment planned:

A medical room where you can come in for 15 minute sessions and bitch about your latest ailments. You won't get much sympathy, and you may be charged.

FlamingJune in the upstairs loft will run the Bent Bitch Session where you can complain about how those damn Bent folks are stopping you, a sprightly virile man of 63 from successfully hitting on the hot 23 year olds, but you don't really care because you're already a "daddy" to a cute 34 year old "little girl" and anyway, you don't need young play partners to validate your aging masculinity.

Torque, in the social lounge will offer "Temporary breast lifts" and "tummy tucks" with the help of vast quantities of duct tape.   Guys, you're on your own with your balls.

Yes, it's going to be a special night!  We'd love you to join us! :-)


Well, it mainly started as a joke and the idea caught on as more and more people said "I'd come to that party!"

We're not snarky or angry, and I've cleared it with the Bent party hostess who thinks its great and will help promote it.

So, please bear this in mind:  nobody is bitter about Bent, or trying to one up it, or hurt it in any way.   Aging happens, and while some of us lament that our bodies are no longer as attractive as we once were (and nobody has told our libidos) we're all coming to terms with it.  

*All* the ideas, comments, etc. above are coming from a place of fun regardless of how they sound.  In fact, sounding bitter about it is part of the fun!  :-)



1060 Folsom
San Francisco, CA 94103
United States

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Social > Adult

Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: No


Owner: Torque
On BPT Since: Jan 12, 2014

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