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DITCH a comedy written and directed by Roland David Valayre
The Next Stage
San Francisco, CA
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DITCH a comedy written and directed by Roland David Valayre
1 storm + 1 night + 1 bus + 1 deer + 1 ditch + 1 bike + 6 people

We know they're lost, don't we? Hell, we knew it from day one. The heart is flawed. Oh they're lost all right. So why send them back to their mud and their world of accidents?

You wouldn't understand.

Yeah, I know, Im a beast , a moon calf, a discarded sperm sample, the unfinished stem cell of a human being. But Ive got eyes, haven't I?  Same as you. Better than you! And I'm solid as a fiddle, fit as a whistle, and sharp as a thistle? And yet you cant see it. No fault of yours. You're not blind enough.  Whats there to see ?  Humans, muddling through...

Yes. It's the muddling through I find graceful.


The Next Stage
1620 Gough Street
San Francisco, CA 94109
United States



Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: No
Wheelchair Accessible: No


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