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Smut Slam London: "EPIC FAIL" (Feb 12)
London United Kingdom
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Smut Slam London: "EPIC FAIL" (Feb 12)
Smut Slam London: brand-new location, same bold taste!

This February 12th, London's only dirty storytelling open mic--based on real life, real lust, real sex--makes its triumphant return to a new, super-accessible home: Colours (2-4 Hoxton Square, N1 6NU)! Our theme this time? "EPIC FAIL." Tell us the times when things really, spectacularly didn't work. Sex. Expectations. Toys. Romance. As an antidote to Valentine's Day, we're celebrating the best of the worst.

Tickets: £8/adV, £10/door

The Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!


**** FUCKBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY Njoy, long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events
**** STORYTELLING PRIZES for the top three tellers from Sh! (the name suggests quiet, but the products will get you loud)

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.

RULES: - no notes (this is storytelling) - no costumes or props (this is not theatre) - only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND - the story must be real and have happened to you.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, sex-worker-friendly... we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Dont worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking. Doors at 7:30pm, and the smut starts slamming at 8.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written pornography as street performance and literary art. Find Cameryn on Facebook or at www.camerynmoore.com

Colours is a wheelchair accessible venue with an accessible toilet. All toilets are gender neutral. The green room has its own level access entrance; the bar in the room is down 3 steps, and the accessible toilet is found through the main bar entrance. Guide dogs are welcome in this venue. Unfortunately there is no hearing loop service.

Further access information for the venue, including travel and blue badge parking for the area, can be found here https://www.colourshoxton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Colours-Accessibility-Document.pdf

Please email littleblackbookproductions@gmail.com if you need a PA ticket, or if you need a seat reserved for access reasons. And should you require any assistance on arrival at the venue please ask a member of the smut team - were happy to help!


Colours (View)
2-4 Hoxton Square
London N1 6NU
United Kingdom


Arts > Literary
Arts > Performance
Comedy > Stand Up
Social > Adult
Social > Dating
Social > LGBT

Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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