Event

Danger Zone!!: A Metropolis Burlesque Tribute to Archer

The spies, thugs, and poorly paid office staff of Archer will be taking to the BIZARRE Bushwick stage this March in their latest ill advised money making scheme. This April, Americas favorite deceptively stupid, offensively attractive, and currently comatose secret agent will be taking you along on this rampage of liquor, ladies, and lapses of taste.

Tiger Bay is a silver fox with a taste for gin, rubbing alcohol, and powerful men, and shes taking off her Freudian slip just for you (are we not doing phrasing anymore?). Heiresses should be classy broads, but Ms Trixie Delight is one dirty Tunt. Poison Ivory presents the dirtiest, bare-backing-est burlesque possible and makes you wonder where she could possibly be hiding her gun. Nina La Voix will leave you doing shots of vodka and lubricating oil. Strike Posie brings it all to the stage, Shiro Kabocha style. Luna Lee take a scientific turn the stage or is that her at the DJ booth? Petite Renard keeps the stage, and the wee baby Seamus, clean. Moe Cheezmo hosts as the man himself.

Come join Metropolis Burlesque in Dreamland, in a night so full of sugar youre definitely gonna get ants.

Enter the Danger Zone!! with:

Tiger Bay as Malory Archer
Nina La Voix as Katya Kazanova
Poison Ivory as Lana Kane
Ms Trixie Delight as Cheryl Tunt
Striker Posie as Pam Poovey
Luna Lee as Dr. Krieger
with Host Moe Cheezmo as Archer
DJ Stormageddon as. Krieger?!
and gogo by Petite Renard as Trinette