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MAGGIE CASSELLA: I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS ABOUT THAT - Live at the Paramount Theatre
Paramount Theatre
Asbury Park, NJ
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MAGGIE CASSELLA: I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS ABOUT THAT - Live at the Paramount Theatre
Maggie Cassella
"I Just Want To Say This About That"
Saturday, April 16, 7:30pm
Doors 6:30pm
The Paramount Theatre - WE'RE ALL ON THE STAGE PEEPS!!!* (So get your tix early cuz seating is limited)

TICKETS:
VIP:   $50 (Front Row Centre)
First two rows (excluding Front Row Centre): $35
General: $25 ADVANCE/$30 DOOR

Why you should go see Maggie Cassella do comedy?

Cuz there's too much to do and too little time. Seriously, unless you're super rich AND lazy (cuz even super rich people do stuff), you only have a certain amount of time. So if you're going to spend it you for sure don't want to be wasting it.

And a Maggie show is not just funny, it's actually a super efficient use of time. It's fast. It's furious. And Maggie talks so quickly it's like two shows in one. Ergo, you're getting double time my friends. #ThatsActuallyImpossible

From her nationally televised talk show "Because I Said So" (Star TV) to her writing partnership with Lea DeLaria (OITNB), Maggie has had her finger, yes we said finger, in every aspect of the business of show. Stand-up, writer, actor, producer, and until her club burned down in 2015, successful cabaret owner, (Yes she's Italian. No she didn't burn it down and you'll hear all about it), Maggie's comedy is a combination of current events commentary and story telling based on life experiences that almost always seem like fiction but aren't. Some shiz even Steven King can't make up.

Woman or man, queer or straight, trans or anywhere on the spectrum of being a human fucking being, if you're tired of all the
bullshit, Maggie's for you.

Maggie Cassella: Hear her vent and feel the breeze.

*NOTE - WE ARE DOING THIS SHOW ON THE STAGE!!  There's a limited number of seats this way so DON'T WAIT to get tix!  GO GO GO!!  EXCITING!

SHOWTIME 7:30pm
DOORS 6:30pm

Location

Paramount Theatre (View)
1300 Ocean Avenue
Asbury Park, NJ 07712
United States


Categories

Comedy > Stand Up

Minimum Age: 19
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!

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