Event

PETTING ZOO 6: Furpocalypse!

The great Duckodamus prophesized that on the 16th day of April in the year 2016 there would come an event that would forever alter the world as we know it:

"I tell you, I have seen it, and I have seen it thus:

On that day, there will be cats cavorting with crocodiles and bonobos booty shaking with water buffalo, horned beasts playing breakbeats and sloths singing siren-songs, cougars quaffing strange brews and unicorns, unicorns, unicorns galore!

And on that day, the world, it will not end. It will just get a whole lot freakier!"

Duckodamus has never been wrong.

Calling all zookeepers and sexy beasts: Its time for this years PETTING ZOO!

Come get your party on with the hottest creatures in the Northwest panting and purring at the Petting Zoo of your most inappropriate imagination.

Be warned: some animals do bite.

TICKETS: Available in advance until we're full. $20 until 3/8. $25 thereafter.

DRESS: Fuzzy, furry, feathery hotness!

ON THE DECKS:
|> MARC vH (aka Johnny 5), Seattle, WA
marcvh.com

|> DOT DIGGLER (Ruff Kutt Kartel, Slutgarden), Seattle, WA
https://soundcloud.com/dj-dot

|> DAVID TURNER, Seattle, WA
http://www.djdavidturner.com/
https://www.mixcloud.com/davidturner/

|> KYLE DOUGLAS (MyHouseYourHouse::Distrikt), Seattle, WA www.soundcloud.com/kyledouglas
www.myhouseyourhouse.net

AND FEATURING A RARE, LIVE GUEST APPEARANCE BY:
|> THE TRASH PANDAS

ON THE VISUALS:
I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA

ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out mean, nasty animals that dont play well with others.