Event

Anonymous Ice Cream Social

Attention citizens of the world,

We are in the midst of a world wide struggle for freedom and justice. Even now, armies of the people have gathered at the Nation's center of greed and exploitation ready to scale the Wall. On another front, armies are gathering to pull off what will be the largest cyber attack in history. One that will shut down the main channel of communication for millions of people: On November 5th Facebook will go down and you, citizen, must be prepared.

How can I be prepared? You may ask. How can I be ready for the day when my life is no longer held together with brittle lines of fiber optic? Be ready for the day when I am no longer satisfied by 2D and 3D entertainment? Be ready for the day when The Social Network extents to strangers who pass me by everyday without a word. Be ready for the fall of Facebook?

It's simple. You must lay down your iPads. Abandon your bedrooms. Flee your homes. Find where others are gathered. Make yourself part of the solution. You must, in a word, Socialize. In order to facilitate this we have launched a new operation.

On November 5th join us for ice cream and drinks at the first ever Anonymous Ice Cream Social. Be a part of history and do it in the company of friends old and new. We will see you there.

We are anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us!
(and ice cream)

Date: November 5th 2011
Time: 9:00pm - 2:00am
Location: The Vagabond Ballroom (830 Isabella St., Oakland, CA)
Price: $7 presale, $15 at the door
Dress: Masks required, but we will have a few to give out and a few to sell. Suits recommended.
21+ With ID

What to expect:
Free Ice Cream and Drinks while supplies last
DJs, Performers, and Artists (TBA)

**Please note this is a members only event at The Vagabond Ballroom. Lifetime membership is $5 at the door. Membership is free for attendees with presale tickets.