Will Franken's "Part TWO of the Fourth Dimension Trilogy"
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PART TWO OF THE FOURTH DIMENSION TRILOGY!
Will Franken's "Part TWO Of The Fourth Dimension Trilogy"
(Shane Koon to open; Liz Grant (www.lizgrant.com) to feature;
Saturday, April 16th, 2011
The Purple Onion
140 Columbus Avenue, SF
PTOTFDT is the second of three installments (and the first of the remaining two) in a series of three brand-new Will Franken comedy shows!(www.willfranken.com)
Anybody who attended "Part One Of The Fourth Dimension Trilogy", or POOTFDT, will readily attest that if Part Two is anything like Part One, Part Two is gonna be a lot of fun.
Here are just a few of the comedic items to be displayed on this special night:
Franken, in trademark self-help seminar fashion, reveals how he became the head of two Fortune 500 companies using the patented business technique of sitting on his ass and feeling sorry for himself.
The "Roman Polanski Goes Door to Door to Introduce Himself as a Registered Sex Offender To His Neighbors" saga continues with a brand-new bevy of Santa Monica sycophants all-too-willing to invite the film legend into their homes for Brie and Acceptance. . .
Local loser-turned-winner Firstname Lastname explains how his life gained new meaning when Josh Brad invited him to be his friend on Facebook -- by accident. And then, local winner-turned-loser Lastname Firstname explains how he lost everything when Josh Brad realized his mistake and de-friended him.
All this and more -- including Ludwig Van Beethoven as a new Michelle Pfeiffer in a scathing satire of "Dangerous Minds".
"Mr. Beethoven, you don't know what it's like to grow up on the streets. . .we don't play no instruments!"
"Jesus Christ, Kiyesha, I'm fucking deaf -- and my music is still better than yours. Now stop your whining and pick up the cello!"
The show will be opened by the ever-acerbic Shane Koon and once again feature the delectable stylistics of Liz Grant (www.lizgrant.com)
This might possibly be the most exciting Will Franken show you will ever have the chance to witness.
Part TWO of the Fourth Dimension Trilogy!
The Purple Onion
140 Columbus Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94133