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Fools by Neil Simon
Parlor Room Theater Company
Washington, DC
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Advance sales have ended for this performance of Fools, but fear not! There may still be seats available at the door. Call Frank DiSalvo at 202.340.8623 to verify if tickets are available and to reserve them aside at the pre-order price.


Fools by Neil Simon
A Comic Fable
by Neil Simon

June 17 through July 2

Set in the 1890s in the small Ukranian village of Kulyenchikov, this hilarious play follows the story of Leon Tolchinsky, a newcomer hired as a tutor, who discovers quite quickly that he has landed a job in a cursed town. For over two hundred years, the inhabitants of Kulyenchikov have been cursed with a terrible case of stupidity. From sweeping the dust into their houses to milking cows upside down to get more cream, the people of this small hamlet are quite hopeless. Leon finds out that if he stays in the town for more than twenty four hours, he too will become cursed. Matters are complicated when he falls in love with Sophia, the young lady he has been hired to teach. He is faced with the monumental task of curing the town of its stupidity or becoming one of the cursed himself!

Don't be "fooled" -- Fools is a smart, charming play that will keep you gasping with laughter!

June 17 - July 2, 2015
Tuesdays - Saturdays at 8pm
Sundays at 2pm

At the Callan Theatre
The Catholic University of America
3801 Harewood Road NE
Washington, D.C. 20017

Pre-purchased - $10
At the door - $15

NOTE: Advance online ticket sales end two hours prior to curtain. Please call Frank DiSalvo at 202.340.8623 if you would like to verify that there are tickets remaining for purchase at the door.

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Patron Bundle - $30 - Two tickets plus your kind $10 donation. Includes $1 concession credit per ticket.

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Parlor Room Theater Company (View)
3801 Harewood Road NE
Washington, DC 20064
United States


Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre

Kid Friendly: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


Owner: Parlor Room Theater
On BPT Since: Jul 01, 2012
Parlor Room Theater

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