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COFFEE & WHISKEY PRODUCTIONS APPARENTLY SEMI-ANNUAL VARIETY SHOW & MONEY-TOSSING EXTRAVAGANZA!
June 17, 2017, you are cordially invited to COFFEE & WHISKEY PRODUCTIONS APPARENTLY SEMI-ANNUAL VARIETY SHOW & MONEY-TOSSING EXTRAVAGANZA! We want to see you at 7:30pm at The Cornservatory ready and willing to have fun. Like all Coffee & Whiskey festivities, there will be plenty of booze for everyone at our donation bar. Basically were asking you to pay what you can to drink as much as you want while you watch some fun acts, dance, hoot (and holler), and otherwise party with us on a Saturday night. This is a great plan.
Id be lying if I said we were only in this to showcase the talented folks we know. Were also using this as a fundraising opportunity. Coffee & Whiskey Productions has embarked on a wildly ambitious 2017, and we require funds beyond what Matt and Nic are able to provide themselves. With one Script Pub and a full fucking run of Karaoke Night at Al Capone's House of Pancakes under our belts, we're ready to take the second half of the year by storm. That said, we're not interested in gouging you for your hard-earned money. Instead, we want to offer you a trade. We will trade you a show, booze, and a party for some of your dollars AND a chance to win some of those dollars back.
Tickets to COFFEE & WHISKEY PRODUCTIONS APPARENTLY SEMI-ANNUAL VARIETY SHOW & MONEY-TOSSING EXTRAVAGANZA are $20 in advance ($25 at the door), BUT you will get approximately $10 in change back at the door and a chance to win 50% of the money thrown that night.
Whats that? Why are would we give you $10 in change at the door? And throwing money? Now this is too much.
Folks, its simple: were giving you the change so you can throw it at us. Well, one of us. Probably Wes. Were giving you the change so you can throw it at Wes. After each act, we will trot out our favorite little man so you can throw money at him. That money will be collected throughout the night and put into a pot (probably proverbial) of which you will be able to win half. Thats right, were doing a 50/50 raffle! The more money you throw, the more you can win in the 50/50 raffle. Your price of admission gives you one free entry into the raffle, but fear not, there will be additional tickets available for purchase at the door (and yes, half of that will also go into the pot). Give us more money for a chance win more money! Its gonna rule.
Its all coming together now, isnt it?
COFFEE & WHISKEY PRODUCTIONS Duh.
APPARENTLY SEMI-ANNUAL Hey, the first one worked ou well.
VARIETY SHOW Variety is the spice of life, after all!
MONEY-TOSSING There it is.
EXTRAVAGANZA Now with extra vaganza!
Stay-tuned for additional announcements including giveaways, performers, and prizes.
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LocationThe Cornservatory Theater (View)
4210 N Lincoln Ave
Chicago, IL 60618
United States
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| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: No |
| Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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