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My Rear's On the Sexy
Jewelbox at the Rendezvous
Seattle, WA
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My Rear's On the Sexy
AI.  Artificial Intelligence.  The term brings to mind things like SkyNet, HAL, sentient robots turning against humanity and trying to wipe us out.  In fiction, AI is almost always ready to exterminate humanity at a moments notice.

In the real world, AI sees eyes in pictures of cats, creates new Candy Hearts slogans like LUV 2000 HOGS YEA, and is obsessed with the word fart.  Robots?  They fall down.  A lot.  We dont have to worry about AI rising up to destroy us.  We have to keep pulling it out from under the couch where it got stuck again.  Artificial Intelligence has one true skill:  Dada-surrealist comedy.  Thats exactly what My Rears On the Sexy has in store for you.  It was named by a neural network and is bringing some top-shelf weirdness to the Rendezvous Jewelbox Theatre on July 21st.  What do computers think make good Halloween costumes?  What happens if Googles Deep Dream sees something other than eyes when it analyzes photos?  What the heck is a Fruit Bat Lesbian, anyway?  Come get the answers to these and many other weirder questions at My Rears On the Sexy, a burlesque show named and inspired by neural networks!

Featuring burlesque performances by Mx. Pucks A Plenty, Sin de la Rosa, Apollo Vidra, Evilyn Sin Claire, Sara Dipity, Lowa De Boom Boom, Polly Wood, EmpeROAR Fabulous!!!, Bolt Action, and Scarlett OHairdye!  Hosted by the Showgirl Scholar, Sailor St. Claire!

July 21, 2018 - Doors at 6:30pm - Curtain at 7pm
The Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater
2322 2nd Avenue Seattle, WA 98121
$15 presale - $20 door - VIP $25/30

Accessibility: The Jewelbox is wheelchair accessible and the restrooms are soon-to-be accessible.  If you are a wheelchair user, please contact the producers in advance.  For patrons with visibility or other mobility concerns, please contact the producer to arrange seating. This performance is presented with closed captions.  The venue is not scent-free.


Jewelbox at the Rendezvous (View)
2322 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
United States


Arts > Burlesque & Cabaret
Arts > Circus
Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre

Minimum Age: 21
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


Owner: Scarlett O'Hairdye
On BPT Since: Jun 15, 2012
Scarlett O'Hairdye

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