Role at Brown Paper Tickets:
Night Patrol Scaredy Squad
Smiley Sneeze Ball
Gender Queer Sweater Slinger

How I can help you:
No.

Why I love Brown Paper Tickets:
I get to play coy mind games with mostly everyone, and then show off all my nether regions to my select few favorite human friends.

Best part of the job:
See above for mind games.

My secret talent:
Sneezing in intervals of 10  when I get excited.

My mother always told me:
I'm the ugliest little street grandpa she's ever seen! I don't know what that means, but I get treats.