Event

Heart On!- An Anti-Valentine's Cabaret Massacre

This Valentine's Day greeting card Hoedown is an antidote to the Hallmark Holiday of Sanctioned Romance. The show welcomes the return of Freaksheaux to Geaux's Mistress Kali & Chatty TheMime, as well as local romantics Jesse Belle-Jones, La Petite Mort & Christine Anne. Beautifully fouling your earholes will be the intrepid inspiration of The Peculiar Pretzelmen. Hosting this Mass-A-Curs will be the very epi-tome of all that is gentile and proper, Armitage Shanks, The Carny Preacher aka Armitage Spanks!

Expect profane and sacred satire & live music madness.

A Freudian chef cooking up a mess o' grief bacon!

A heart-shaped piñata to break upon the altar of blind love!

Classic break up letters dramatically recited by "famous" Northwest theater luminaries!

Only 40 attendees will be admitted to this intimate misappropriation.

Be one of the 40.

Sunday, February 15, 2015
The Rendezvous, Seattle
7pm Doors & Cocktails