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Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza
Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater
Seattle, WA
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Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza
"Seattle is renowned for its sport-fans, as many commute from all over the state to watch games of various forms. The emerald city shares a love of athletics and team pride that rivals any other. The activities generated beneath our city roofs can easily be described as both magical and exhilarating. No matter the game, squad, venue, or league; there is something for everyone between these city limits. This past Saturday demonstrated that consensus both beautifully and viciously all at once. Long celebrated internationally, somehow until now, Seattle eluded one great sporting event. An exhibition dirtier that football, louder than hockey, and potentially rougher than roller derby. An occasion so monumental that diverse fans of varying interest will convene together in cramped theaters. To be a part of something so grand that risking the threat of being speckled seems insignificant. An affair so great that it can only be matched in excitement by Christmas morning to children. Where opponents risk injury, cleanliness and sobriety for the sake of their own brave spirit.

Seattle can now officially boast itself a town full of jell-o wrestling spectators. The Rendezvous in Belltown hosted an extreme battle that could only be referred to as the Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza. Dozens of patrons filed into the small Jewelbox Theater to be entertained, or at least oddly aroused by the nature of cohesion before them. Press and photographers from an array of publications rushed the front of the stage, all in hopes of glimpsing what could be the most riveting moments in modern history.

Eight beautiful women from around the city banded together backstage sharing cruel stares, surrounded by clear plastic tarp covering floor to ceiling. Maybe not the usual sporting scene, but one equal in anticipation and revelry to any the city has previously produced. With towels hanging from the ceilings and costumes strewn about, the attitudes and focus were evident. This wouldnt be the normal evening, abandoning the usual shows of music and burlesque. Tonight was something special, something different; tonight was war. Maybe not the typical battlefield, but war all the same.

With each women of stature standing side-by-side, heir day jobs and well wishes were out of site and mind. Tonight makeup and hair-dos were forgotten, instead paving way for exuberance and fascination. A screaming crowd was constant from the second the doors opened, and host Brushetta made it clear what was about to come. Announcing the first two wrestlers between banter with the mysterious announcer hidden in unseen upstairs quarters, things quickly got underway. With fierce glances the two beautiful ladies wearing revealing, yet intimidating costumes sat back to back in a large pool full of red shaded gelatin. In that split second, nothing in Seattle would ever be the same.

During the duration of the evening the women faced down throughout seven rounds of exhausting physical exertion. Pounding, rolling, waving, kicking and forcing their way to victory. The crowd was more than happy to get involved, screaming for each winner and eliminating the other.
Some might contest the fact that this sport is anything other than eye-candy, but let me tell you with all honesty, men couldnt have endured what those women did. More brutal, and especially more beautiful than any sect of fighting could ever be, Jell-O Wrestling is a site to witness. For an evening those in attendance were lucky to see the birth of sports at their finest, and the rebirth of feminism and equality. This was the first bout, but it surely wont be the last."

- Seattle Sinner Magazine (November 2009)


Again the Jewelbox Theater brings you an exciting installment of the Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza, featuring some of the lovliest and most ruthless women in the city. Featuring a special guest host, surprises, bonus rounds, and food/beverage service in the theater. Tickets are available in advance and also at the door. However, this event will sell out, so get yours today! Seating is limited. THIS IS THE ONLY EVENT OF ITS KIND IN THE CITY!!!

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Location

Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater
2322 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
United States


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Sports

Minimum Age: 21
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: No
Wheelchair Accessible: No

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