Time for Toker and Non-toker to enjoy laughs and good beer together to rally for the big Vote coming in November!! Twice we have voted to toke in DC and twice we have been told not to toke. The third time is the question ---|
I am your host, Elizabeth Croydon , and I invite you to join me for our third evening of shows at Bier Baron - one at 7pm and one at 9:30pm
The Bier baron in Dc has over 600 beers from around the world and several savory food dishes that will keep you coming back.
Check out thier website: http://bierbarondc.com/wordpress2/
To shake things up, Haywood Turnipseed Jr and I have switched up the line up and format - Last show we steamrolled through like a New York hole in the wall or the Oringinal Room in The World Famous Comedy Store -
I will be your mistress of ceremony. You will have a menu by which to choose my sets and stories.Some of the stories you may choose from are:
1. Jimmi Hendrix and The Bong
2. The sound of One Finger Flipping
3. Senator Santorum and the Road of Rage
4. The Virgin's Pants
5. Weed Bust and the Spirit of Michael Jordan
I will host an evening of Toking and Non-toking comics all in favor of Prop 71 which we have have Adam Eidinger , Nikolas Schiller, and their hard working gang of signature gatherers at the Embassy of Weedonia to thank for getting it on the ballot. Now it up to us, #DC! Let's make it happen!
Tickets are officially $20 bucks. We'd love it if everyone paid full price as we believe in living wages for living artists.
Enter the word : Bong
Get 50% off your tickets!!! Enter codeword Bong and get in for $`10 bucks!
BRING THE COMICS A PHAT SAC OF WEED AND ENJOY THE SHOW FOR FREE!! IT'S DECRIMINALIZED!! KEEP IT UNDER AN OUNCE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
For 7 pm Show Tickets:
For 9:30 Show Tickets
The Line up for this Show is as follows:
Elizabeth Croydon Toker. Loves getting high. being high.She has performed at the Improv, Kennedy Center, Riot Act Comedy Club, World Famous Comedy Store on Sunset Strip, la Jolla Comedy Store, and more. She has been seen on the 'Tonight Show', 'Last Comic Standing' and National Lampoon damed her a 'Master Debater' in the name of 'Animal Houses' 25th anniversary.She produced and acted in "Washington Interns Gone Bad", "Underbelly Blues",and the Nollywood comedy "You or I". Her debut as a director won the audience choice award at the New Mexico museum of fine Arts - "Baristo". She has opened for Joe Rogan and Cheech and Chong. Native Washingtonian. Here is what the press says about Elizabeth's past performances:
"Part Zen Master, part stand-up comic."
- Playboy Magazine
"A voluptuous sister of the Church."
- Playboy magazine
"Raw Power." - Buffalo News
"A comic actress." - Washington Post
"Solid." - Wahington Post
"More creative than Bob Dylan." - Hollywood P.R. Wizard, Michael Levine
"Crazy." - comic Joe Groez, writer for The Colbert Report
"A Master Debater." - National Lampoon
"A force of Nature." - Sara B. Ware
"A Riot.A laugh Riot" - John X., Riot Act Entertainment
"She's a politician." Actor/singer/songwriter Adam Kroloff
"The New Age Betty Page." magician Jeff McBride
"A female Jim Belushi." - Lawyer Alexis Baden Mayor
"The REAL deal." - radio personality and producer Stephen Gregory, Host of wpfw's Nite Talk
"Elizabeth does not belong to us. We cannot contain her. Elizabeth belongs to the world. We must set her free, but for comedy you must pay a fee." - Dan Burgess, cultural archivist/ Stage manager for the Takoma Park Folk Festival
"Total Shock and Awe." - an enthused inspired fan who was too psyched to introduce himself.
"If I had your power, I would live to be three hundred years old."
_ Tucker Walsh, Photo Journalist
Haywood Turnipseed Jr Toker. 420 is his adress on S. High St. He is a powerhouse of highlarity. He is very popular with wookies and has played Earth venues such as Lincoln Theatre, Howard theatre, Riot Act Comedy Club, Takoma Station, and runs two local work out rooms at Wonderland Ballroom in DC and Solly's tavern on U St. His televison credits include "Tommy Taylor Show" on PBS, "The Chris Rock Show" on HBO,and promo ads for the CW. Podcasts include "Angry Black Man" and "You, Me, Them, Everybody."
Terrance Hawkins Non- Toker. Riot Act loyalist.
Eric P. Rubin Those who know don't say and those who say don't know. Ask me why i am telling you that and I reply coddleston coddleston pie. Mr. Rubin Appears regularly with Washington Improv Theatre, Source Theatre, Tells tall tales sometimes at Busboys and Poets - Recently returned from NYC.
Jake Biltey : I got a 20 sac this dude gets high as f ck.
Kasha Patel Classified. She works for NASA w/ dignified scientists - none of whom get high even if they come to you for weed - You need not out them.
DEACON LARS (At Large) LOVING !!!!!!!!!! Wild Card. Besides Toking, we don't know what else he does...Lars Loving is rumored to be the Dalai Lama's favorite comic. He is often called to entertain the yacatisma, AKA Yeti, Atop Mount Everest.Lars Loving started doing standup in elementary school--which was awkward since he was, at that time, in his mid-30's.Since then he's performed his adorable, uplifting brand of sophisticated humor all over the United States and Canada, thrilling tens of rabid fans. A regularly featured artist on Sirius-XM radio and The Bill O'Reilly Show, he's the author of four best selling books(including the Bible), and was voted "Funniest Person Ever" in the first comedy contest held on the Moon.Lars currently lives in Los Angeles, CA, with his lifelong doubts and fears.
Late show 9:30 usually runs late with pop-ins like Tony Woods, Sean Savoy, Reggie Melbrough
This show will be taped. Audience will be in the dark.
Hotel rooms are available and LYFT will offer a free ride home to anyone attending the show who does not yet use Lyft - a $25 value
Bier Baron (View)
1523 22nd Street NW
Washington, DC 20037
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: No|