Event

Fifth Annual Ms. Center of the Universe Pageant

What is the Ms. Center of the Universe Pageant?
It began 4 years ago as a punk rock, poly-feminist, half-satirical underground beauty pageant where the most daring of Tulsa's women compete to see who will represent the soul of our city, its holy navel, the Center of the Universe. It has evolved into a yearly event that also highlights local businesses and raises money for local charities. It even provides cash and prizes for the contestants. That's rightunlike some paternalistic pageants who tell grown-ass women how to spend their own damn money, our scholarships consist of cold, hard cash. Because we respect you and shit.

This is an event created by women and for women. We'll let anyone watch, but not everyone can play. Who deserves to wear our tiara? Who is bold enough to know herself Supreme Center of All Existence? Or at least badass enough to give it a go, consequences be damned?

Our Missionary Position:
Our Missionary Position is that women are people. We use this revolutionary concept to fuel an entire evening of revelry. We could keep it going much longer, but society hasn't quite caught up to a small theater in Tulsa.

You can either think about how sad that is, or you can join us in our universal takeover.