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METALACHI, MOLKAHETE, & TOTAL BADASS!

<<<METALACHI>>>
Juarez Mexico via Hollywood CA
www.metalachi.com

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico --mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reach of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words "PARANOID" and "BLACK SABBATH". For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as...

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(((MOLKAHETE)))
SAN JOSE, CA
www.molkahete.com

Sure, they look like some scary looking guys, but don't let the pretty faces fool you. These guys know how to rock. Each member of Mölkahete is an industry veteran and an expert in multiple musical instruments. Not to mention that they have experience in multiple genres of music. These talents and experiences unite to bring you one of the must unique musical sounds around.

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[[[TOTAL BADASS]]]
SAN JOSE, CA
http://totalbadass.jimdo.com/

In the year 2086 A.D. four friends took it upon themselves to steal a ship from an invading alien army. Unaware of the ships capabilities the four rockers unintentionally traveled through space and time and crash landed in the year 2013. With no way home the four friends made the decision to start a band in order to free enslaved minds, warn the masses of impending doom, crush wimpy attitudes and bring the establishment to its knees!