Satan is Coming to Town!
The Jewelbox Theater at The Rendezvous
Seattle, WA
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Are you lucky enough to be in Seattle for the holidays? Well, guess what Saaatan is Cooomiiing to Toooowwwn! Yes, it's going to be a Big Red Jolly Event!!!
This is a twisted holiday-themed show so leave your inhibitions behind at the door as we're the office Christmas party gone wrong! Krampus will be in town all the way from his vacation cave in Portland, there'll be picture ops with Santa or is it Satan in disguise? Satan has Santa's list and he knows if you've been naughty or nice this year, with a special something just for YOU! We've also hired a Santa Claus from Salvation Army but we can't promise he won't be the groping sort so don't say we didn't warn you. As well there'll be some of Satan-Santa's helpers to guide us in the wrong direction. We hear the Jewelbox Theater has been housing the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future though you won't find them mentioned in Seattle's Most Haunted Places! However, they'll be coming out to visit us during their favorite holiday as they know there'll be more than one Scrooge in the audience they will need to tend to! As always we have an opening band and this time we present to you Seattle's own T-ROX!!! They will more than warm up the room for the ensuing performances which are hosted by the returning and inimitable Diva le Déviant! VIP's get the extra treatment if you know what I mean, and get those seats fast they are truly limited! We will be presenting dance fusion theater, burlesque, drag, song, poetry, circus arts and so much more words cannot express all the levels of creativity going on here in this all-professional cast consisting solely of Seattle and Portland's hottest underground performance artists!!!
C'mon everybody and Rise to the Occasion "SATAN is COMING to TOWN!!!"

Doors 8pm / Show 8:30pm

BOX OFFICE opens & Pre-Show performances start at 7:30 in the Rendezvous!
(we have saved some door tickets!)
The REAL Krampus is in the house as sideshow extraordinaire Titano Oddfellow!!! Photo OPs!
And of course Sinch our wandering fetishist contortionist with his lovely assistant Ms. Scarlett!!!
Satan's Kittens:
Margot MoonSabbath, Lex Rin, Travari Windrunner

Opening band:


Mistress of Ceremony:

Diva le Déviant

Performances by:

Ana Belle
Bettie Beelzebubb
Freckles Riverside
Jackie Hell
La Petite Mort & Kevin Incroyable
Little Bear
Lucy Furious
Miss Spooky
Moria Chappell
Seraphina Fiero
The Marquis Façade
Titano Oddfellow
Vector Vervain
Vixen Nightshade
Wild Saffron

Expect Presents and Candy but Expect Nothing Normal. Bring cash for Satan's raffle and gift giving extravaganza!!! Will you be chosen to get a gift from Santa? How bad have you been this year?

Three random VIPS are instantly on Santa's hit list!

This show has some hardcore Circus Sideshow acts you have been forewarned!!!

Everyone in this cast is a Seasoned Professional and Dark Fusion Theater productions are proud to present to you some World-Class acts so hang onto your seats and enjoy the ride down into the forbidden.
Please No cameras allowed or distracting cell phones during the performances. Phones must be turned off. We will have two intermissions. We have a professional videographer and photographer in the house. Photo Ops allowed at the end of the show curtain call of the whole cast.

High quality programs created for your pleasure and show souvenir.

This is a classy show so dressing up in your holiday best is encouraged!! As always, Masks are provided or bring your own!
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Dec 22, 2018 8:00 PM

Admission Level Price Quantity
Santa's Children $39.66 ($42.04 w/service fee)
General Seating: solo chairs or couch seating at limited shared tables.  
Satan's Children $66.66 ($69.98 w/service fee) Sold Out
VIP: intimate candle lit tables at the front. Special attention by the cast. Candy. Presents.
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The Jewelbox Theater at The Rendezvous (View)
2322 2nd Avenue
Seattle, WA 98121
United States


Arts > Burlesque & Cabaret
Arts > Circus
Arts > Dance
Arts > Literary
Arts > Magic
Arts > Opera
Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre
Comedy > Improv
Music > Experimental
Music > Metal & Hardcore
Music > New Age
Music > Rock
Music > Spiritual

Minimum Age: 21
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


Owner: Dark Fusion Theater
On BPT Since: Mar 12, 2014
Dark Fusion Theater

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