Role at Brown Paper Tickets:
Oh wow hi, I love you.

How I can help you:
I bring the ball back and I will sit on you and oh wow everything is awesome!

Why I love Brown Paper Tickets:
OH MAN EVERYONE IS WANTS TO PLAY I LOVE PLAYING OH MAN

Best part of the job:
OH I LOVE GETTING BELLY RUBS OH WOW YOU'RE SO SUPER COOL, EVERYONE IS SO SUPER COOL.

My secret talent:
I play dead for food then I poop it out on the floor when no one is home oh wow

My dad always told me:
"STOP POOPING ON THE FLOOR"

but he doesn't mean it, he's so super cool and awesome.