When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retreat, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She imagined that she would return to the States a changed person, no longer a cynical, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun, and at night swaddle herself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing third-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her...
In a show Time Out London called New Age Nirvana, Morrison explores her attempts to find her Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirits, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch, a milkshake can throw a guru into a rage, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee.
Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America, 21 Dog Years), Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London, Oxford and Maui, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment.
1114 Howell Street
Seattle, WA 98101
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