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Rusty Pipe

The Cornservatory
Chicago, IL

Rusty Pipe is a biting dark comedy of mysterious identities, power-plays, and violent acts, as two men discover the mysterious world-changing power of a little, rusty pipe.
Trent and Eugene sit in a non-descript room verbally sparring as they await the owners of a very important, mysterious, miracle device that they are to purchase for their bosses. When the sellers arrive, however, they are nothing like the expected scientists or executives. Instead, appearing as if theyve come straight from the bowels of a trailer-park, Wayne and Jenny introduce themselves as the suppliers. Trent and Eugene are perplexed as the couple proceeds to verbally antagonize them and tender a small, rusty, metal pipe as the miracle device in exchange for millions of dollars in cash. Tensions rise to a peak, and all hell breaks loose...

Kid Friendly: No

Dog Friendly: No

Non-Smoking: No

Wheelchair Accessible: No

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