Event

A*P*E* 3D

Dir. Paul Leder, 1976
87 minutes. United States/South Korea.

SHOWN IN 3D!

Jack H. Harris also gave his impeccable imprimatur to this brain-breaking Korean KING KONG REMAKE cash-in (asterisks borrowed from M*A*S*H) about a 36 foot gorilla who goes berzerk on land after being forced to fall in love with Johanna Kerns (of GROWING PAINS fame.) Featuring spectacular battles with a great white shark and a mile-long serpent whose fiberglass just wont quit, A*P*E* is the perfect refutation of the seasons fusillade of eyeball-flagellating pixel pumice. Thanks to our friends at Kino Lorber, Harris and Leders nonstop How the hell does this actually exist? viewing experience has been upgraded to three dimensions. Long before that pissed-off primate has flipped the bird to the nagging helicopter above (and thus, the audience ahead) youll be glad you believed us when we said: this is one of those you do not want to miss.