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JACKIE BEAT: COME, THEY TOLD ME (Seattle)
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Seattle, WA
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JACKIE BEAT: COME, THEY TOLD ME (Seattle)
JACKIE BEAT, self-professed bastard child of "Weird" Al Yankovic and Bette Midler, will perform at Re-bar (1114 Howell Street (at Boren Ave) on WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5TH!

This is Jackie Beat's mission: to poison every sacred belief and holiday tradition you can think of. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Ramadan, an evening with Jackie Beat is always the perfect antidote to holiday cheer. This comic celebration is a virtual stocking stuffed with hilarious new seasonal material and some classic Christmas Jackie including the right-wing pregnancy confessional "Santa's Baby," a menorah-loving "Jew Christmas," a booze-infused spin on "Happy Holidays" called "Alcoholidaze," and the self-explanatory "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis."

Do not miss this show!!

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Re-bar (View)
1114 Howell St.
Seattle, WA 98101
United States
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Arts > Performance
Comedy > Stand Up
Comedy

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!

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