PARTY SCHMARTY 2! (Skanksgiving Edition)
PARTY SCHMARTY 2: (Skanksgiving Edition!)
Wed, Nov 21st
The Orient Express Train Car (2963 4th Ave S, SODO)
10pm till close
Reserve your spot on the train @www.brownpapertickets.com
Seattle's "Sophisticated Sh*tshow for the Swanky Skankster" returns for a pre-tofurkey-day gobble-a-go-go!
Kitten LaRue (co-creator of legendary club night TRAINWRECK!) and drag superstars BenDeLaCreme and Lou Henry Hoover join forces with DJ Mathamatix of LICK fame to bring you the weirdest, bangin'-est, most tucked away cornucopia of showbiz dance-party realness ever to hit a train car/Chinese restaurant on Thanksgiving Eve!
If you missed the last "Party Schmarty" you know by now that you do NOT want to make the same mistake twice!
Here's the rundown (and why you'll never want to leave):
AMBIANCE: A collection of antique train cars with nooks and crannies for getting into trouble. Get twisted with a new friend in our now-infamous "parlor game Parlor"!
AZZ EVERYWHERE: We've got a BRAND NEW SOUND SYSTEM and DJ Mathamatix will be bringin' the jams to make you sweat! Gotta work up an appetite for all of tomorrow's trimmin's!
ASSERTIVE DRINKS: We'll be serving up $4 "Whoops Juice" (Don't you *DARE* ask what's in it!) at the bar AND have wandering shot service to fuel you through the night!
SNACKS: No one wants to cook tonight- Lounge in one of our cozy booths and select from a full Chinese menu!
ENTERTAINMENT: Kitten LaRue, BenDeLaCreme, and Lou Henry Hoover will be assaulting your eyeballs with dragtastic acts throughout the evening!
PRIZES for the swankiest skankster in the joint! Forget Pilgrims and Indians- Think "cocktail hour in the dumpster"... Or "Watusi till you puke".... Or "yacht party in a kiddie pool filled with Miracle Whip." You get the gist.
*Remember that the discerning debauchee' always dresses for excesses!
All this delight for only $7!
Reserve your spot EARLY at www.brownpapertickets.com, or just bring seven bucks to the door!
"PARTY SCHMARTY", rare and beautiful, will come by about as often as the Halle-Bopp comet, so GET HERE!
The Orient Express Train Car (View)
2963 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98134
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|