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| Uncle Buzzy's Hometown Theater Show |
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| Sales have ended for this event. Tickets may still be available at the door. |
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| Description |
 WILL CALL SALES END 3 HOURS BEFORE SHOW TIME (5pm). BUT DON'T FRET, TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE THEATER STARTING AT 7:30 (CASH ONLY).
Uncle Buzzy, your host for the evening, is a kind-hearted Vermont farmer who was tricked off his land by a nasty conglomerate. To pay his bills, he's rounded up his friends and created a traveling country variety show filled with skits and songs. Here's a taste:
THE CAT: A poem sung by Uncle Buzzy to his passive-aggressive cat. Amazingly, our host can recite poetry, juggle, and do his 1040 tax forms at the same time! But, will his fickle feline continue to ignore Uncle Buzzy's efforts to impress her?
THE PHARMACY: Need some aspirin? How about a quart of milk? Or, maybe some hands-on advice with an enema? Visit Bill, the proprietor of a small town pharmacy that dispenses personal lubrication with a smile.
UNCLE BUZZY'S FILM CAREER: Uncle Buzzy's amazing chicken impression once made him an overnight low-budget action-film sensation.
BUZZARDS AND CROWS: Step into the secret lives of buzzards and crows and learn about the politics of claiming road kill.
THE FCUK FAMILY MOVIE: Our lucky audience gets to visit with the most dysfunctional family on the planet. These folks make Jerry Springer's guests look well-mannered.
Arrive, if you can, before the curtain rises to hear the amazing guitar playing of Ted Wee and the sounds of our fabulous house band: Satan's Spawn Good Time Jug Band! And, everyone gets one of Mrs. Buzzy's homemade chocolate chip cookies!
We're looking forward to meeting you, neighbor!
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