The world's first (and perhaps last) live film-noir inspired daytime synchronized swimming extravaganza!!
SHE is GAIL FORCE, a Girl Friday turned Ms. Saturday Night. HE is SAM HOE, her dead boss' ex-partner with NOTHING but good intentions. And THEY gotta get their hands on one very dangerous DINGUS! What's a DINGUS, you say? Well, they don't know, either. You're just gonna have to show up to find out! But who has it? Is it:
One very large FEZ-HEADED small-time boss with a penchant for perspiration and parlay? One ETHNIC KINGPIN who's cornered the cookie racket 30 yards off PIER 6? Or your guest celebrity host who bears a striking resemblance to MANDELIT DEL BARCO?
Add lots of water, beautiful dames and rugged mugs, and a brace of floaties, and you get the picture. Baltimore may never be the same after!
Patterson Park Pool
148 S. Linwood Ave.
Baltimore, MD 21231