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Pageant Play

Theater Schmeater
Seattle, WA

Pageant Play by Matthew Wilkas & Mark Setlock. Directed by Kerry Christianson. Set in the exotic world of Texas beauty pageants for 7 year olds and under, Pageant Play sets two pageant mothers in deadly contest while their daughters Chevrolet and Puddle (portrayed by dresses) strut their stuff. Meanwhile, coaches Bob and Bobby plan the perfect pageant pirouettes for their pre-teen charges. Insert a touch of felony, conjugal prison visits, and abusive mother flashbacks, and you can smell the West Texas dust.

Featuring: Sara Coates, Brandon Felker, Daniel Reaume and Amanda Lee William

Note: Box Office opens at 7:00pm. Please arrive early. Parking on Capitol Hill can be tight. Because of the intimate nature of our performance space, there will be no late seating. Visit The Rosebud Restaurant and Bar - The Schmee's actors' choice for food, fun and drink.

Minimum Age: 17

Kid Friendly: No

Dog Friendly: No

Non-Smoking: No

Wheelchair Accessible: No

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