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Donnie Baker

Due to the fact I'm still on probation much of my background is sealed in Court 7. I swear to god it is. You can look it up but good luck getting access because the new judge is a dick and I'd say it right to his face thru a privacy fence. Again!

A lot of people think my Mom Phyllis is my real mom. Well, she ain't! She's the one who basically raised me from a little bad ass in adult diapers because I was born with a condition called "Pork-a-phatitis." Let's just say my pork sword needed more leg room and regular pull ups wouldn't fit me. I wasn't even able to do regular push ups until my arms grew out when I was 14 years old. I was raised in a strip club named XXXandues when my Mom Phyllis (Sheena/Vegas/Champagne) basically ran the place. And she made more money in one summer with a broke arm than most the other girls put together. And she couldn't even push her boobs together like they could. So you know she's fire ass hot!