Excelsior presents Steampunk Gothica: Victorian Sci-Fi and Horror Burlesque
Proprietors MOE CHEEZMO and RUBY SOLITAIRE are pleased to announce a GRAND EXHIBITION of the ecdysial ARTS, to occur on the EIGHTH of OCTOBER at the venerable Manhattan PUBLICK HOUSE known as the R-BAR.
Including such LARGELY UNCLAD luminaries as:
from the inscrutable EAST of RUMANIA, the sanguine CASSANDRA ROSEBEETLE, a sure palliative for weaknesses of the BLOOD;
thaumaturgic technician NELSON LUGO, whose preposterous prestidigitation will STIMULATE the MIND and BODY;
a MACABRE tour de force of surgical arts with RUBY SOLITAIRE, which may OFFEND the delicate sensibilities of RIGHT THINKING gentlefolk;
a tutelary of the TECHNOLOGICKAL from MATT KNIFE, including the LATEST in thingbobs, whatisjiggers, and superfluous gears and sprockets;
the MYSTERIOUS TRANSFORMATION of POISON IVORY, whose display with be both UNSETTLING and BIFRUCATED
and an exploration of GRAVE SECRETS by IRIS EXPLOSION, whose vocalities invoke knowledge MAN MUST NOT KNOW.
Our host, CERTIFIED snake oil salesman MOE CHEEZMO is on hand to REVITALIZE any and all who SWOON with the intensity of this RIBALD DISPLAY.
The SHOCK of this demonstration may prove deleterious to those of weak constitutions and nervous temperament, but its application has PROVEN EFFICACY against the SHIVERING ALMONDS, a panacea for FISHERMAN'S DROPSY and the GREEN SHAKES, and cure-all for TETTERS, IMPOSTUMES, and the CREEPING SCURVY.
A POTENT STIMULANT in the form of VONKA ROMANOV will be provided before and between acts to TITTILATE and INVOGRATE. A capital time is guaranteed for ALL!
BY ORDER OF THE QUEEN, DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW:
and gogo dancing by Vonka Romanov
With our host, Moe Cheezmo
New York, NY 10012
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|