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You Can't Do This on Television!
Theatre Off Jackson
Seattle, WA
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You Can't Do This on Television!
Join us for a look at censored scenes from some our favorite TV shows including Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Glee, Futurama and many more!  Find out what happens when our favorite characters get to do things that you can't do on television!   You won't want to change the channel, this is definitely MUST SEE TV!
Hosted by the lovely and talented Elsa Von Schmaltz!

Our cast of characters:

Bettie Fever

Carmen Dioxide

Crystal Tassels

Iva Handfull

Lady Drew Blood

Lexi Luthor

Lucinda Pack

Miss Elaine Yes

Sabina Soubrette

Seymoure Carnage

Stella D'Letto

The Norse Goddess

Tootsie Spangles

This show produced in association with Theatre Off Jackson

21+ Must have valid ID.



Theatre Off Jackson (View)
409 7th Ave S.
Seattle, WA 98104
United States

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Arts > Burlesque & Cabaret

Minimum Age: 21
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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