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The 3rd Floor's "After School Girlfight! Kill! Kill!"
The Miracle Theater
Portland, OR
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The 3rd Floor's "After School Girlfight! Kill! Kill!"
Blue Door Productions Presents

Theatrical Sketch Comedy Troupe


3 Tales Of Sex, Drugs, Romance and Murder!

Nov 23rd - Dec 22nd
The Miracle Theater
525 SE Stark
$15 in advance online
$17 at the door
Doors Open at 7:15pm
Show Starts at 8:00pm
(503) 908-1141 For Info

The 3rd Floor, Portland's longest-running sketch comedy troupe, is back with "After School Girlfight! Kill! Kill!", an original stage comedy, featuring 3 long-form sketches based on pop culture of the 60's & 70's.  Basically, it's like watching Channel 12 on a Saturday afternoon in your footie pajamas in 1978.

This show is a remounting of The 3rd Floor's short, but popular run back in 2006. The show has been tightened up and revised to pack it to maximum capacity with laughs, danger, drugs, romance and murder!

EPISODE I  "Deep Inside The Valley Of The Girl Whores!"
Based on Russ Meyer's "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" this tale follows the violent exploits of 3 murderous strippers and their silent bumbling sidekick, The Goon, as they discover a quiet farm in the middle of nowhere that just might be hiding one hell of a lot of cash. They just have to defeat the devious women-hating men that live there to get it!

EPISODE II  "It's Not Easy Being Teen"
Based on the ABC After School Specials of the late 70's, this story follows five all-American teenagers (just like YOU!) as they tumble into the dangerous world of teen drug addiction, teen pregnancy, teen bedwetting and, worst of all, teen arthritis of the knees!

EPISODE III  "Supertrain!"
Based on many of the awful but addicting celebrity-guest-star-laden comedy/dramas of the 70's (Think Love Boat BUT ON A TRAIN!), this spin-off television show picks up the heroes of the old 50's adventure program, "Ocean Patrol!" as they take on their latest adventure business, running the world's fastest, largest and most luxurious train. Romance and intrigue multiply when celebrity guest stars Geech Page (The L.A. Dodgers) and Tita Marita Malone (Various Game Shows) climb aboard THE SUPERTRAIN!

"After School across the board features great performances and stellar production values. The 3rd Floor cast is one of the better acting ensembles to be found in Portland, and their technical crew recreates styles and eras with exceptional success." - The Portland Mercury

Featuring 12 of the best comedic actors Portland has to offer:

Jordana Barnes
Andy Buzan
Jami Chatalas Blanchard
Spencer Conway
Ted Douglass
Andrew Harris*
Erik James
Jason Keller
John Killeen
Erin McGarry
Dan Vhay
Deanna Wells

*Andrew Harris's roles will be played Chris Murray on Dec 1st & 15th.

Written by Ted Douglass & Kevin-Michael Moore
Directed by Ted Douglass


The Miracle Theater (View)
525 SE Stark
Portland, OR 97214
United States

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Arts > Theatre
Comedy > Sketch

Kid Friendly: Yes!
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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