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Weekend at Bernie's
The Siren Theater
Portland, OR
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Closing Night!!

If you are unable to buy tickets for any reason on here, there are tickets available at the door. We take both cash and card.

Frequently asked Questions:

Q: Is the show wheelchair accessible?
A: Completely

Q: Are minors allowed in the doors?
A: Yes. We don't recommend the show for children under 12, but otherwise the show is all ages.

Bernie Lomax is dead, but hes the life of the party! This summer, the smash hit 2013 stage production of Weekend at Bernies is back, this time in the beating heart of Portlands club district and running late night all summer long.

Based on the 1989 movie of the same name, Bernies is the story of two bumbling guys who try to convince the world around them that their dead boss isnt dead. Theres beach babes and mob bosses and fantastic 80s costumes. Stupid right? Yes, but WAIT. Theres actually a pretty good farce in there, especially after our crack team of comedy writers threw the script on a butchers block, strapped on some funny-making goggles and went to town on it.

The result is a breakneck, whip-smart, silly and truly funny stage show. Originally produced in 2013, Bernies was received with oversold houses and critical acclaim. The legendary Bob Hicks of the Oregonian wrote But, damn, friends, this thing is funny! in a 1000 word love-letter of a review.

Running in the heart of Portlands old town club district at the up-and-coming Siren Theater at 10pm, Bernies is the perfect way to start out or finish up a night on the town this summer.

Weekend at Bernies is brought to you by the same group of veteran comics, actors and writers who have been collectively involved in the sketch groups The 3rd Floor, Sweat and Bath night, and shows like Roadhouse: The Play, The Lost Boys: Live and After School Girlfight! Kill! Kill!

NOTE: Online ticket sales end an hour before the show, but you can buy tickets at the door with cash or credit/debit card! Unless it says "sold out" there are still tickets available at the theater.
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The Siren Theater (View)
315 NW Davis
Portland, OR 97209
United States


Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre
Comedy > Improv
Comedy > Sketch
Film > Movies
Other > Festivals
Social > Adult
Social > Dating

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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